02 August 2007

Cruel & Unusual Punishment

Clementine was casually eating some Purina in the kitchen while I was in the living room, when she bolted with wide eyes & tried to paw at something on the floor. It was her first roach! It ran under the lintel of the linen closet, but as I opened the door, boot in hand, it ran under the laundry basket. Jesse picked up the basket & I smashed it to near-death. Half it's creepy legs were twitching as Jesse picked up the bug by its antenna & showed Clem was her mission will be for the next three years.



A photograph of our deceased friend in perspective. He was still twitching, the fucker.


Then Jesse proceeded to say, "Don't tell me not to do what I'm about to do," as he wrapped the bug in toilet paper & sprayed it with Axe deodorant (yes, there is more than one use for that shit). Then this:


We flushed the flaming animal down the toilet. It wasn't that satisfying.

2 comments:

becca said...

Yes! I knew she could do it! BLAZIN'.

Amanda said...

Ha it's like the june bugs!